Daniel’s Hostel

If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to pay for discomfort, this is the place for you. The “private room” had walls so thin I learned my neighbor’s entire life story, including his childhood trauma and his 6am alarm. The mattress felt like it was stuffed with broken dreams and leftover bricks. I’m pretty sure the pillow was just a folded towel with commitment issues. The bathroom? A social experiment. The shower had two settings: Arctic Glacier and Lava Apocalypse. No in-between. Also, shoutout to whoever invented the mysterious wet floor that never dries — truly groundbreaking. The kitchen was fully equipped… if you consider one spoon, half a fork, and a pan that looks like it survived three world wars as “fully equipped.” Staff were technically present. Emotionally? Debatable. Ove

Place is a disaster. Shower doesn't work, Dog hair everywhere, the dog doesn't stop begging for ur food like she's never fed. They have a cool snake named nami tho, she earned the 1 star without her it'd be 0.

I recently stayed at what can only be described as a nightmarish dump. From the moment I walked in, the filthy carpets and peeling wallpaper screamed neglect. The bathroom was a horror show, with mold covering every surface and hairs from previous guests clinging to the shower walls. The furniture was outdated and stained, making me question whether I’d unknowingly stepped into a horror movie. To top it off, the staff was indifferent and unhelpful, compounding my disdain for this ugly, dirty establishment. I wouldn’t recommend this place to my worst enemy!

Is there such thing as 0.5 stars? Absolutely atrocious experience. I stayed at this so-called "hostel" and was horrified to find that the only sleeping arrangement was a dingy couch with insane amounts of dog hair laying around. To add insult to injury, the outdoor smoking area was a bare, uninviting space with no decor or comfort. This place is a joke and definitely not worth your time or money. Avoid at all costs!

THIS IS NOT REAL. THIS IS A JOKE BETWEEEN FRIENDS. THIS IS A PARODY PROFILE. DO NOT CONTACT. DO NOT COME. DO NOT SOLICITATE. DO NOT CONTACT.