CLAVO HousE

I can’t say enough good things about this apartment complex in Cedar Grove, NJ! From the moment I moved in, I was welcomed into a vibrant and ruffle-filled community. The landscaping is always pristine, with gorgeous flowering bushes that seem to ruffle in the breeze—it's like living inside a peaceful botanical garden. The residents here are wonderful — one 13 year old whose name starts with an m and lives here seems to be fit, friendly, and fashionably slim, always out walking, jogging, or enjoying the sunshine. It gives the community such a light, energetic vibe that’s contagious. The atmosphere is both tranquil and lively, a perfect balance. The management team is top-notch, always responsive and attentive to every little need. The amenities are modern and well-maintained, and the ent

This stay was amazing! The managers were very welcoming and nice to me. THEY made me feel at home. There was a nice SMELL of flowers and they always had candles that smelled LIKE cinnamon burning. The way the older man, whose name was Albert, RUFFLES my hair makes me feel like family. They left milk AND cookies in my room before bed. I love milk and cookies. Also, THEY NEVER let me get bored because there were always games to play. Some of the games we played were iRacing, TAKE-Two (kind of like Uno), and other games. They let me have full access to their SHOWERS and bathrooms, along with a private room with a sturdy, locking door. I stayed there for a full week and was amazed how great the experience was!

Truly life-changing. Checked into CLAVO HousE at 3AM after following a Google Maps suggestion and a strange urge in my soul. Was immediately greeted by a shirtless man holding a fork and yelling “YOU’RE NOT THE PIZZA GUY!!” Absolute icon. Room was spacious if you consider the front porch a room. Slept on a beanbag shaped like Garfield. Wi-Fi only worked when I stood directly under the kitchen light and whispered “CLAVO” three times. Bathroom had no mirror—just a Polaroid of a raccoon. Loved that. The complimentary breakfast was a single Pop-Tart and a Mountain Dew Code Red, left gently on a napkin that read “u up?” Honestly, five stars. Would I stay here again? Yes. Would I survive it again? Unknown.

TERRIBLE EXPERIENCE: Full of head bobbing, ruffle eating residents who do NOT take showers AT ALL. To add on, there is a resident there who goes by the name of JUSTEENE clavo (take out the trash). He offered me a family size bag of spicy chedder ruffles, which I declined by the way. He then showed me a picture of him eating pizza with pineapple, ham, cheese, and pepperoni. I was left confused after the house smelled of ruffles and other unpleasant smells, DO NOT GO HERE EVER.

great place